Tuesday, November 2, 2010

#92 - Knock Knockin' you up!

HOUR ONE
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KK, WT?, Bless., Bless Who?, I didn't sneeze!
KK. WT? Water. Water Who? Water you doing in my house?
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KK? WT? Botany. Botany who? Botany good locks lately?
"Sweeter than the Flowers" - Johnny Cash
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KK. WT? YACHT. YACHT who? YACHT to know me by now!
KK. WT? Honey Bee. Honey Bee Who? Honey, be a dear and play another song!

HOUR TWO
KK WT? Xavier. Xavier Who? Xavier your breath and play another song!
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KK. WT? Snow. 's no snow today!
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Tristan's Knock Knock Joke:
"Knock knock- who's there?- banana- banana who
Knock knock- who's there?- apple- apple who
Knock knock- who's there?- orange- orange who
Knock knock- who's there?- Owen - Owen who
Knock knock- who's there?- door- door who
....at some point he either pauses longer and longer as you see him scanning the room looking for new material, or he gets bored and gradually stops responding entirely.
The concept of the punchline is lost on him, but he thinks it's hilarious anyway. Maybe it is even more funny than most real knock knock jokes."
AND

KK. WT? Carob. Carob, who? People eating fruit!
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KK, WT, Boo. Boo Who? Don't Cry, it's just a joke.
KK. WT? Luke. Luke Who? Luke through the keyhole and find out.

HOUR THREE
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KK, WT? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Co---MOOOO!
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KK, WT? Madame. Madame who? Ma damn foot is caught in the door!
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