Tuesday, November 2, 2010

#92 - Knock Knockin' you up!

HOUR ONE
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KK, WT?, Bless., Bless Who?, I didn't sneeze!
KK. WT? Water. Water Who? Water you doing in my house?
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KK? WT? Botany. Botany who? Botany good locks lately?
"Sweeter than the Flowers" - Johnny Cash
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KK. WT? YACHT. YACHT who? YACHT to know me by now!
KK. WT? Honey Bee. Honey Bee Who? Honey, be a dear and play another song!

HOUR TWO
KK WT? Xavier. Xavier Who? Xavier your breath and play another song!
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KK. WT? Snow. 's no snow today!
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Tristan's Knock Knock Joke:
"Knock knock- who's there?- banana- banana who
Knock knock- who's there?- apple- apple who
Knock knock- who's there?- orange- orange who
Knock knock- who's there?- Owen - Owen who
Knock knock- who's there?- door- door who
....at some point he either pauses longer and longer as you see him scanning the room looking for new material, or he gets bored and gradually stops responding entirely.
The concept of the punchline is lost on him, but he thinks it's hilarious anyway. Maybe it is even more funny than most real knock knock jokes."
AND

KK. WT? Carob. Carob, who? People eating fruit!
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KK, WT, Boo. Boo Who? Don't Cry, it's just a joke.
KK. WT? Luke. Luke Who? Luke through the keyhole and find out.

HOUR THREE
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KK, WT? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Co---MOOOO!
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KK, WT? Madame. Madame who? Ma damn foot is caught in the door!
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

#91 - Your Fears

HOUR ONE
[Fear of: Apocolypse]
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[Fear of: Mother's Death]
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[Fear of: Slaughter]
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[Fear of: Traveling
Fear of: Big Highways]

HOUR TWO
"Machine Gun" - Portishead --==-- mixed with --==-- Rob Ford 1 and Rob Ford 2
[Fear of: Rob Ford]
[Fear of: Unrecognized Colonialism in Canada]
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[Fear of: Nuclear Holocaust]
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[Fear of: Tornados]
[Fear of: Stephen Harper]
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[Fear of: Police State]
[Fear of: Mushrooms]

HOUR THREE
[Fear of: Home Repair]
[Fear of: Heights]
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[Fear of: Fast Food]
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[Fear of: Saskatchewan]
[Fear of: Breaking Up]
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[Fear of: Boredom]
[Fear of: House Fire]

>>>>Bonus (on blog only!) :
[Fear of: Clowns]

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

#90 - One Hour and 45 Minutes (sorry, no links yet)

HOUR TWO POINT SEVEN FIVE
"The Night Everything Changed" - Dreamsploitation
"Keep Your Hands Off" - Jas Mathus
"Magician" - Said the Whale

HOUR THREE
"Keewatin Arctic" - Record of the Week Club
"Talk to Me" - Peaches
"Nurse" - Flying Fox and the Hunter Gatherers
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"Me Loving Your Money" - Royal Canoe
"We Reap What We Sow" - David Newberry
"Swamp Lullaby" - Belle Plaine
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"Working For the Government" - Buffy Sainte-Marie
"Mountainside" - David Vertesi
"Last Breath" - Cory Woodward
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"Various Stages" - Great Lake Swimmers
"A Discovery (We're Lovely)" - Royal Wood